Anxious Analytics

Because your community is more than a message count.

Community intelligence that actually matters.

Anxious Analytics delivers actionable insights into your Discord community's health—straight to your inbox. No complicated dashboards. No digging through data. Just clear weekly and monthly reports that tell you what's working, what's not, and exactly what to do about it. Powered by real experts and AI, with privacy built in from the start.

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The Problem

Traditional Discord analytics leave you guessing:

  • Dashboards full of numbers but no clear actions to take
  • No way to measure quality of engagement, just quantity
  • Hours spent digging through data instead of engaging your community
  • No visibility into sentiment or what topics are resonating
  • Executives and community teams need different levels of detail

The Solution

Anxious Analytics keeps things quick and simple, so your team can spend time actually engaging instead of sifting through data.

Insights Delivered to Your Inbox

No more logging into dashboards. Weekly reports arrive Monday morning covering the previous week. Monthly summaries land on the first of each month. All the information your team needs, delivered where they already work.

Two Reports, Two Audiences

Executive reports provide high-level overviews—this is UP, this is DOWN, here's what matters. Team reports go deeper with granular detail, strategy recommendations, and specific action items. Everyone gets the level of detail they need.

Quality Over Quantity

The Quality Measure grades your community's engagement depth—not just message counts, but whether conversations are meaningful. Community Pulse highlights 2-3 notable topics from the week so you know what your members actually care about.

Privacy-First Design

Anxious Analytics gathers data from your Discord while removing all identifying information to preserve your community's privacy. Our team of real experts and AI analyze the patterns, not the people.

All Commands

Reports

/report weekly /report monthly /report preview

Config

/config emails /config timezone /config channels

Metrics

/pulse /quality /sentiment

Built Right

  • Privacy-first — All identifying information removed before analysis
  • Human + AI — Real experts combined with AI for nuanced insights
  • Actionable — Every metric comes with clear recommendations
  • Integrated — Works with all other nervous bots for unified reporting

Best For

  • Brand communities needing executive reporting
  • Community teams wanting actionable insights
  • Companies tracking engagement quality, not just volume
  • Teams who'd rather engage than analyze dashboards
  • Organizations needing different report levels for different stakeholders

Get Started

Add Anxious Analytics to your server and configure:

  1. /config emails team@company.com — Set report recipients
  2. /config timezone America/New_York — Set your timezone
  3. Receive your first report next Monday morning
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Frequently Asked Questions

Weekly reports cover engagement (messages, reactions, % of engaged members), growth (total members, joins/leaves/bans, projections), sentiment (positive/negative topics), and event performance. Team reports include specific action items; Executive reports focus on high-level trends.

All identifying information is removed before analysis. We analyze patterns and trends, not individual users. Your community's privacy is built into every step of our process.

Executive reports are high-level overviews focused on trends—what's up, what's down, what matters. Team reports include granular detail, trending topics, staff engagement metrics, and 1-2 sentence action items for each metric.

Yes! Anxious Analytics fully integrates with all nervous bots, allowing in-depth reporting for your entire bot suite from a single source. Event data, moderation actions, and more all flow into your reports.